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How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
Bringing this back in light of another american govt shutdown
The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
do you have a picture of the little guy
He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture
Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans
Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son
Bonus tiny blep
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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions
oh amen @obesecamels
gotta love Suzanne Collins' dedication to dropping a banger every few years, re-traumatizing a whole generation and disappearing back into the abyss without a single word
*me, drunkenly pressing my face against my 17 year old cats face*: I love you. Do you know that? I hope that somewhere in your brain you can understand that I love you. You have been with me for so long. We have grown up together. I was only eight years old when you came into my life as a kitten. We were both babies. Please understand that I love you more than I can ever say. You are my companion through everything. When you die I will sob and scream and beg for you back, even for a moment. When you rest your paw against my hands there's a connection that passes through time. Humans and animals, bonded since before history began. I love you.
No, you cannot eat my sandwich.
He's still with us! Here he is chilling in a sunbeam this morning 😊
oh my god thank you for letting me know about him! this genuinely made me happy. I hope he enjoys his sunbeam nap and many more
Anonymous asked:
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
carry-on-my-wayward-butt answered:
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.
Happy anniversary to [tumblr]'s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.
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Because what do you mean Mulder only ever wanted to find out what happened to his sister but instead was faced with ridicule his whole life for wanting to believe that something he had no control over took his sister and what do you mean Scully was the one person who ever showed him grace and respect and was willing to not only listen to him but to engage in genuine discourse with him because she believed, not in aliens, but in Mulder
